INSTALLING A WIFE

Dear Tech Support,

Last week, my WIFE 1.0 made a complaint about how slow my overall performance is.I must say that the COOKING 4.2 and BODY MASSAGE 5.3 which operated flawlessly when I was still using GIRLFRIEND 5.0 seem to be nonexistent now.

In addition, WIFE 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as SEX 9.5 and ADVENTURE 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as

WORK 5.0,
BABY CARE 3.0 and
YOU CAN HELP TOO 4.1.

To its credit, Conversation 8.0 runs as normal, and Housecleaning 2.6 is even greater now.

Please note that I have tried running IGNORE 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Indifferent.



DEAR INDIFFERENT,

First, keep in mind,
GIRLFRIEND 5.0 is an Entertainment and Bragging Package, while WIFE 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: youarenotthegirlIusedtoknow. html and try to download CONVERSATION 6.2 and do not forget to install the APOLOGY 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed,WIFE 1.0 should then automatically run the applications FOOD 2.0, SEX 9.5 and download the waitingformyhusbandtogethome torrent.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause WIFE 1.0 to default to ALCOHOL 2.5, MOOD SWING 7.0 or the MUST WE HAVE SEX EVERYDAY system update.
Please note that ALCOHOL 2.5 is a very bad program that will download the TIRED and ALWAYS SLEEPING virus.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the GIRLFRIEND5.0-program .These are unsupported applications and will crash WIFE 1.0 and in the long run your CPU(marriage) and PC(LIFE).

In summary, WIFE 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0, CONVERSATION 8.0, TENDER LOVING CARE 7.6 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck, DUDE!

Tech Support

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