Friday, December 4, 2015

Solving the puzzle that has become Kogi


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It has become imperative that I share my thoughts on the “Kogi Situation” beyond the plenty talks I do at the table of men. The way states in Nigeria gain prominence always alarms me, which shouldn’t be for someone who believes that any and everything can happen in Nigeria. I do not need any rhetoric on this platform to talk about the events leading to the election; Audu’s death, his history with governance in the state and governance there in general. I also do not need to remind you all of the rumours that Jagaban must have poisoned Audu (or had a hand in his death) so as to pave way for the Yoruba originated Faleke to become governor. I personally think that is preposterous as I am certain the Jagaban is smarter than that.
Hon James Faleke first came to my knowledge in 2011 when he was elected as a House of Representative member representing Ikeja federal constituency. He also won re-election in March 2015. Before that he was the executive chairman of Ojodu Local government, which bordered my LG- Ifako Ijaiye LGA. I didn’t know much of him those years or maybe it was my almost lack of total negligence of what I called local politics.If it wasn’t at least about state politics, I didn’t seem to care.
Recently, and I mean as recent as the last election, I saw a school bus, offering children in our local government free rides to school in our neighbourhood and had also earlier noticed a well-designed and beautiful structured office in our LGA on College Road, Ifako. I was impressed at the thought put into showing yourself as a rep of the people at the federal level. How much he came to achieve for the people is beyond me, but somehow years later, he rose to be a running mate to a two-time previous governor of Kogi State, who was looking to make history to be governor the third time at the age of 68.
What really interests me though is the connection to the Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu. In my home, in Ogba, I was privileged to see a lot of the big boys of politics in Lagos, including the Jagaban, our amiable former governor, BRF and all the governorship candidates in the last 2 or 3 elections, who came to visit a certain Chief Akande. An elder statesman who has long been a godfather and political mentor of many political heads within Lagos state. I remember wishing I could just walk over to his compound when all these men were present and just sit there to listen to what they were saying.
Faleke, from the Yoruba speaking Kabba province of Kogi State, is regarded as Tinubu’s answer to increasing his power in “his regional politics” especially at a time when many believed he couldn’t translate his influence to the national level with General Buhari. The Kogites are mainly seen as two groups if I am correct- the Igalas (south western affiliation) and Ebira (northern affiliation because of their roots from Taraba state) and also Okun people.
Faleke was the perfect addition to Audu’s royal claim to the state, a combination to win sympathy and votes from most constituencies. It is believed that in Faleke, a man who grew all the clout he knows in politics as a Lagos politician under the watchful eyes of the Lion of Bourdillon, would one day rise to governor and join in the company of ‘Baba’s boys” who became governor. This all makes sense.

It starts to lose sense though when a few group are now pointing fingers at Tinubu for killing Audu. Why kill him on the day of the election? Why not kill him when in office that the constitution clearly allows for Faleke to take over as governor? Why not do the most patient and intelligent thing of waiting for 4 years by which time Audu would have been 72 years of age and you get Faleke to run as governor and would likely emerge as governor?
I do think that the Jagaban is too smart for such immature move of meddling so low as ending Audu’s life for Faleke’s promotion or any other motivation. I will leave us all to think through this and make your own opinion or be patient till the truth comes out. It surely will one day.
It would be wrong of me not to talk about what I make of the decisions of INEC in Kogi and that of the APC in appointing a new candidate. I am of the opinion that INEC did the right thing in going ahead with the supplementary election. The decision by the APC to run a new primary though by the APC could play into the hands of Wada and PDP. It might have been better to pick the candidate who came second in the primaries. I am of the opinion though that whichever party loses would go to court to fight their loss and I look forward to how this logjam is solved. INEC perhaps should have gone to the Supreme Court for a better interpretation of the constitution instead of taking the words of the Attorney General of the Federation and Minister of Justice, who is an APC government appointed official.
Lastly, as at the time of writing, I hear that the APC has succumbed to the cry of many Kogites who believe Muhammed Audu should take over his father’s vacated seat. I do not know how much of a wise decision this is, if true- as I do not know his experience. Luckily famous social media “runz girl” @empresssugabelly didn’t name Muhammed amongst Prince Audu Abubakar’s sons – Mustapha, Kabir and Bashir and their friends who once took turns in sleeping with her. Whatever the truth, by this time next the paint on the drawing would have dried.

Wednesday, September 30, 2015

THE COMEBACK, THE HEADIES AND OTHER MADNESS

It has been three years since I last posted on my blog. Its time I get back on it. Personally, I miss the opportunity to express myself as this was my most comfortable platform. I also apologise sincerely those who were ardent followers of my writings and contributed to the over 5000 pageviews, 140 comments in the 90 posts since inception. There will be much more to read and share from here on. My solemn promise. The frequency cant be guaranteed but I will ensure there is stimulating content to keep you coming back. You know how we do now. The days of MC Kamikaze, Club 22, Club Doneh...Ottawa days....Fun times.

Moving on swiftly, the Headies released the nominees list for the 2015 edition and I would say there is nothing surprising as to who made the list and of course Olamide got the highest nominations. This time around though, Wizkid also got a high number of nominations and I am certain he would take at least one home, a change for the man who hasn't taken home silverware in a while. I have posted the list below and also gave my predictions(in BOLD AND RED) as to the winners. I haven't listened to the albums nominated, and ignored them as it would be unfair to judge something I have not listened to. We will come back here after the final event and appraise my judgement. Please read below:- 
 
1. BEST RECORDING OF THE YEAR
A non-voting category for the best single recording by an artiste or group in the year under review.
1. Ojuelegba – Wizkid
2. Eyo – Asa
3. Wish Me Well – Timi Dakolo
4. Bez – There’s A Fire
5. Cobhams – Do the right Thing
2. PRODUCER OF THE YEAR
An individual responsible for producing the most acclaimed song or album in the year under review.
1. Don Jazzy – Godwin (Korede Bello)
2. Mastakraft – Wiser (Flavour)
3. Young John – Bobo (Olamide)
4. Shizzi – Fans Mi (DavidO)
5. Legendury Beatz – Ojuelegba
6. Cobhams – There’s A Fire (Bez)
3. BEST MUSIC VIDEO
A voting category for the best conceptualist, best directed and most exciting video in the year under review.
This award goes to the video director.
1. Jamb Question (Simi) – Mex
2. Crazy (Seyi Shay) – Meji Alabi*
3. The Sound (DavidO Feat. Uhuru & Dj Buckz) – Sesan
4. Katapot (Reekado Banks) – UnLimited LA
5. Baby Jollof (Solid Star Feat. Tiwa Savage) – Clarence Peters
4. BEST R&B/POP ALBUM*
A category for the best R&B/Pop Album in the year under review (by single individual or group).
1. Bed of Stone – Asa
2. A.Y.O. – Wizkid
3. King of Queens – Yemi Alade
4. Rich & Famous – Praiz
5. Double Trouble – Psquare
5. BEST R&B SINGLE
A category for the best R&B single in the year under review (by a single individual or group).
1. Heartbeat – Praiz
2. Baby Daddy – Iyanya
3. Say You Love Me – Leriq ft. Wizkid
4. Do the Right Thing – Cobhams Ft. Bez
5. Wish Me Well – Timi Dakolo
6. BEST POP SINGLE
A category for the best pop single in year under review (by single individual or group)
1. Ojuelegba – Wizkid
2. Collabo – P-Square Feat. Don Jazzy
3. My Woman, My Everything – Patoranking Feat. Wande Coal
4. Woju – Kiss Daniel
5. Godwin – Korede Bello
6. Bobo – Olamide
7. BEST REGGAE/DANCEHALL SINGLE
A category for the best Reggae/Dancehall single in the year under review (by single individual or group).
1. German Juice – Cynthia Morgan
2. Sanko – Timaya
3. My Body – Solid Star Feat. Timaya
4. Daniella Whyne – Patoranking
5. Cheques and Balance – Burna Boy
6. Bad Girl Special (Remix) – Mr. 2Kay feat. Cynthia Morgan & Seyi Shay
8. BEST RAP ALBUM*
A Non-Voting Category for the Best Album By A Rap Artiste Or Group In Year Under Review.
1. Baba Hafusa – Reminisce
2. Street OT – Olamide
3. Chairman – M.I.
4. Above Ground Level – Modenine
9. BEST COLLABO
A voting category for the best R&B, Pop or Hip-hop collaborative track (including cameos).
1. Local Rapper – Reminisce Feat. Olamide & Phyno
2. Hold on – Joe El Feat. 2Face Idibia
3. Bad Girl Special (Remix) – Mr. 2Kay Feat. Cynthia Morgan & Seyi Shay
4. Shoki (Remix) – Lil’Kesh Feat. Olamide & David O
5. Do The right Thing – Cobhams ft. Bez
6. Sisi – Praiz ft. Wizkid
10. BEST RAP SINGLE
A voting category for a single (released on-air) recording of a rap.
1. King Kong – Vector
2. Bad Belle – M.I
3. Bank Alert – Ill Bliss
4. Local Rapper – Reminisce Feat. Olamide, Phyno & Stomrex
5. G.O.D – T.R
11. BEST VOCAL PERFORMANCE (MALE)
A non-voting category for the single male artiste with the most outstanding vocal performance on a single song or album.
1. Praiz – If I fall
2. Shaydee – High
3. Timi Dakolo – Wish Me Well
4. Cobhams – Do The Right Thing
5. Bez – There’s A Fire
12. BEST VOCAL PERFORMANCE (FEMALE)
A non-voting category for the single female artiste with most outstanding vocal performances on a single song or album.
1. Waje – Coco Baby
2. Aramide – Iwo Nikan
3. Asa – Bed of Stone
4. Simi – Tiff
5. Yemi Alade – Duro Timi
13. NEXT RATED
This category is a voting category for the most promising upcoming act in the year under review.
1. Reekado Bankz
2. Kiss Daniel
3. Cynthia Morgan
4. Korede Bello
5. Lil’ Kesh
14. HIP HOP WORLD REVELATION
A voting category for the best new artiste in the year under review.
1. Praiz – Rich n Famous
2. Yemi Alade – King of Queens
3. Skales – Man of the Year
15. LYRICIST ON THE ROLL
A non-voting category for the Rap Artiste with the best lyrical depth and performance on a single song or album.
1. Ill Bliss – Bank Alert (remix) Feat. Ice Prince, Eva Alordiah & Phyno
2. Vector – King Kong
3. Reminisce – Baba Hafusa
4. G.O.D – T.R
16. BEST STREET-HOP ARTISTE
A voting category for the artiste whose songs are inspired by the streets. Such song should captain lingua, which may also be originated by the artiste and popular on the street.
1. Reminisce – Skillashi
2. Olamide – Bobo
3. Small Doctor – Mosquito Killer
4. Mastakraft feat. Olamide, CDQ and David O – Indomie
5. Falz The Bad Guy Feat. Yemi Alade & Poe – ello Bae
17. BEST ‘ALTERNATIVE’ SONG
A voting category for the artiste whose songs reflect any form or style of music which falls outside the mainstream of recent or past popular musical trends.
1. Di’Ja – Awwwwww
2. Bez – There’s A Fire
3. Asa – Satan Be Gone
4. Adekunle Gold – Sade
5. Ugovinna – Rain On Me
6. Simi – Tiff
18. ALBUM OF THE YEAR*
A voting category for the best album (solo or group) in year under review, that meets judges requirements of excellence (Songwriting, production, rendition and promotion) and acceptability (Sales and popularity).
1. Rich n Famous – Praiz
2. King of Queens – Yemi Alade
3. Street OT – Olamide
4. Chairman – M.I.
5. A.Y.O. – Wizkid
6. Double Trouble – P Square
19. ARTISTE OF THE YEAR
Most critically and commercially adjudged artiste in the year under review. Overall most successful artiste for the year under review.
1. Olamide
2. David O
3. Wizkid
4. Yemi Alade
5. P-Square
20. SONG OF THE YEAR
A voting category for the most popular song in the year under review.
1. Ojuelegba – Wizkid
2. Godwin – Korede Bello
3. Kiss Daniel – Woju
4. Olamide – Bobo
 21. AFRICAN ARTISTE
A non-Nigerian award category for an individual African artiste or group with the most outstanding achievement, impact and infiltration into the Nigerian music scene in the year under review.
1. Diamond Platnumz
2. Cassper Nyovest
3. Sarkodie
4. Uhuru
5. AKA
HALL OF FAME
Special recognition for excellence and outstanding impact to the entertainment industry.
2Face Idibia

Lastly, I want to ask a question. 
How long can you drive in Lagos before getting a scratch on your car OR Is it possible to drive in Lagos for 1 year without a scratch on your car?

Let me know your thoughts please.

Thanks and until next time.